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A Little Greenery...

▼ A Little Greenery... (Apartment Log)

Who: EVERYONE (Those without a room can still come visit, if you'd like.)
Where: APARTMENT COMPLEXES, PISCES AND LIBRA
Summary: Massive Open Apartment Log (March 23rd - 31st)
Warnings: Rooms and stuff? If you start anything that is 16+ and up, PLEASE WARN US.

Do you remember the construction that had been going on for a while inside the apartment complexes? It had been rather silent lately, but on the 23th in the morning, you would find that the walls on each level were now filled with green walls filled with plants that survived harsh light environments, along with many herbs.

How had the managed to get so many of them here in a quick time? Magic, of course. (...No, seriously!)

The instructions were simple; those with Intel personas were asked to use their skills, if they had any, to refresh and renew the plants as they were used by the others. Thus a fresh supplies of produce could be made for a much cheaper price. The hydrophobic pumps took care of the water system.

If anyone ventured into the higher levels, they would find that the empty apartments of the 20th levels were all occupied by bulbs of all colors and sizes, flowers and vegetables in preparation of the warmer spring months. There were many scientific names on them.

It looked like they'd been handed another prototype project to go with the teleporters. But hey, at least this one seemed delicious and wasn't going to send you right into the other building's pool.

...Hopefully?

[OOC - Open Apartment Log! Talk to your neighbors, make new CR, hit on someone, get hit on!

You can find the master list of apartments [RIGHT HERE!]

[Start your thread with your character's name and apartment number/ward. You can always add what they might be doing, or just leave it open for other people to come in. Others then reply to them with the date that they come in and let the CR begin. Fun times are had by all!]

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Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Wh- I wouldn't smell that bad!

[RUDE!!]

I haven't showered for a while anyway... umm, about three days ago...

[He had been planning on showering yesterday, but his coma nap sort of ruined that. He lifted his arm up to his nose and sniffed. Didn't smell anything... although he was probably used to his smell by now - and the flowery scent from the nearby plants was messing it up anyway]

Oh! Wonder if that could be a viable attack against Him though! Smell of dirty demons would probably make him keel over right? Right? Ultimate Stink Eye!

...So you're saying God has a weakness to Unwashed Teenage Boy Stench?

I guess if Beldr can be weak to a mistletoe keychain, anything's possible...

[Seriously you can stop sniffing yourself now Kazuya.]

[Sorry he can't hear you over the amazing aroma of his body odour.

...okay he stops sniffing himself now]

Exactly! It's worth a try, right? I mean, mm, I'll have to think of something the original Bel didn't when fighting Him. Since, ahah, the original Bel lost...

...Right.

[The seriousness returns for a few moments as he contemplates this in silence.]

Do you know if they made flamethrowers or grenades back a few thousand years ago?

[Never mind.]

Didn't they have Greek fire? That was kind of like a flamethrower.

[At a stretch he could just grab a Cerberus and yank on its tail until flames came out. It was a flamethrower with teeth!]

I thought Greek fire was more of a sea battle thing.

[Atsuro contemplates this possibility for a moment.]

Hey, you could lure him out onto the high seas and make him walk the plank. Bet he wouldn't see that coming.

[Nonsensical ideas weren't usually expected, true.]

Does God even have legs to walk off of things? I... always imagined Him like some - thing. I don't know. The Bels don't really know what He looks like either.

[Which was odd, considering they all came from the Original Bel who had seen God. Maybe He was something that didn't have form? But how did he fight against a formless entity? Suck it up with a vacuum cleaner? They didn't have those Before Christ, so maybe...]

...Well. Men were supposed to be made in God's image, right? So it's not going to be totally mind-breaking, whatever it is.

Most of the angels look more or less human, too. ...Taking 'more or less' in a broad sense.

Hm, this is true. So maybe... He looks like a man?

[That was oddly bizarre to him. He expected this powerful entity, even if the form of it eluded him, but a being that looked like a Man? It seemed so... mundane. Maybe his hair would be made out of fire, and had a billion wings or something]

...that'll make it weird to kill him.

You could ask him politely to turn into something sprouting horns and fangs out of his face before you fought. He's omnipotent, right?

I don't think He'd try to accommodate me when I'm trying to murder His ass, Atsuro.

[Kazuya let out a bit of a wry laugh, rubbing at his mouth]

I mean, I know people say He's meant to be full of sappy compassion or something, but He'd probably aim to make me as uncomfortable as possible. Pff, for all I know He might appear as a kid.

Children are probably higher in cholesterol.

[Atsuro offers this non-sequitur in response with a solemn nod.]

You'd better not eat him like you do with the demons. If you're going to be around for a few thousand years, you've got your long term health to think about.

Are you kidding? I know better. Kids'll go straight to my thighs.

[Kazuya runs his fingers through his hair, tilting his chin up with a confident smile]

I mean, an Overlord's gotta stay beautiful.

...

Or maybe we can just weaponize your narcissism into some kind of energy ray.

E-Eh? What, you think I'm not?!

[No... his kokoro...!!]

Hey, don't worry. I bet if anyone can fall to the Egoism status effect, it'd be God. He did make the world, right?

Are you saying I'll pass my ego-problems onto God? That's mean, Atsuro.

I thought you said you were looking for unusual ways to kill him...

[Atsuro grins for a moment.]

...But seriously, Kazuya... Something like that isn't going to happen for a while, right? I can't imagine he'd let you walk up to him for a one-on-one without a long war beforehand.

I know.

[Kazuya's mood dips a little, and he rubs the back of his neck with a frown. Atsuro said he came in the middle of Babel's fight, if he remembered, or directly after it, but Kazuya...]

...I'm going to be honest with you, I've been fighting him for quite a while. For what feels like forever a while. I think I've clawed my way through enough angels to open a feathered pillow business.

[He lowered his hand, drumming his fingers on his knee]

It feels endless.

Huh...

[Atsuro had came ten seconds from before smashing Babel, true. The idea that Kazuya could come from much further down the timeline had never crossed his mind. He is quiet for a moment.]

Maybe you're approaching this the wrong way. ...God is God, right? However many angels you destroy, he can always make more. Direct assault doesn't seem like it'll work.

Well it's not like I can just stroll up to His front door and kick the door down. Getting into heaven's pretty damn hard.

[Heaven was God's little treehouse - with a big ass sign of NO DEMONS ALLOWED on the front. It required a bit of...time and patience, sadly, to breach His domain]

Right... So if you can't kick the door down, maybe you can get in from the back door. Or bait him into leaving the house.

[Metaphors were helpful in disguising the fact that Atsuro had no idea how Kazuya would be accomplishing that.]

And...how am I gonna do that?

[Kazuya had tried to lure him out to no avail. God was... well, God. He knew that if he left Heaven, he would be left open to Kazuya and his forces of darkness. No, he was more content to hide in his fortress of solitude and send wave after wave of angels at Kazuya. But the stalemate would be broken at some point. Kazuya just had to think...]

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Do you think God likes playing video games?

...yeah. The Sims is probably his cup of tea, y'know?

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